When I was a child I had a bad case of David pay attention! and a case of The class is in here not out the window. I made it through school alright for the most part because I would be interested in the concept even if not in the details. I could extrapolate enough to pass tests and the teachers did not always hound me to actually turn in the work.
I was an adult before attention deficient disorder became a thing.
Just before retirement age I was diagnosed with the condition. Happily I was
able to find ways jobs that I could fake it enough to seem like I was paying
attention to the job. Sometimes I found something in the job I could hyperfocus
on thus being highly productive. Soldiering and teaching in elementary school
worked pretty well for me since no two moments tended to be the same. The
challenge of dealing with people, yes children count as people, and the focus
changed all day long.
I bring this all up as a fiction writer since I am avoiding
working on something I do not enjoy. I love telling stories either ones that
come to life in my mind, or memories of my own life. The story however I can’t
stand doing is my biography. Spoiler alert, that is one dull story. The story
of when I was attacked by a two-mile-long glowing serpent at four in the
morning, or when I discovered I could not climb cliffs after I was halfway up,
those stories can be fun. The story of my life, however, is not so much fun.
The truth is by definition I paid a deficit of attention to
much of my life. I think it would be nice to just copy most of the lyrics from
the Beatles’ Nowhere Man or California Dreaming by the Mamas and
Papas or something. Those songs would not be enough since there is far more pathos
in them than in my life. Simon and Garfunkel’s 59th Street Bridge
Song needs to be mixed in. I’ve enjoyed most of my life but don’t see why
anyone would be interested in it.
Well enough time wasted. The task is here in the biography
David, stop just telling stories. It is time to act like a responsible adult
and get to work. The key may be in pretending I am an interesting character to
tell a story about. That’s it! I will go back to work and invent a fictional
biography. Thanks for listening.
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